Legitimate Grape

by The Moguls

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Legitimate Grape - The first EP by The Moguls!

Empty Net Records release ENR00005

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released January 15, 2013

Recorded by Joe Cushman at 5-9 Studios
Mixed by Joe Cushman and Kyle Jaco
Mastered at Moathouse Studios in Gainesville, FL January 2013
Album Art by BTB Designs

Kyle - Lead Vocals and Guitar
Patrick - Rhythm Guitar and Lead Vocals on track 3
Dustin - Bass and Backing Vocals
Riley - Drums and Backing Vocals

The Gang: Thor, those Joes, Lexie, Coco, Claire, Ryan, Kelly, Dustin, Kyle, Riley, and Patrick

All songs written by The Moguls, Kyle, Patrick, Dustin and Riley

Thank you's: Becky, Lexie, Coco, Claire, Forest, Kristin, Boof, the Feavel brothers, Cush, Roger, Woods, Schwilly Z, Andy, Schremp, Danny Havok, Ollie, those Joes, Darwin & the Frequency, Matt & the Majestic, the BlankFace dudes, and ANt

Thank you's bands edition: The Baked Alaskans, The American Dead, Masked Intruder, Whisky Pig, The Jetty Boys, Direct Hit!, Mixtapes, Mustard Plug, Sparklefuck, Something To Do, The Dopamines, The DUIs, Devon Kay & The Solutions, The Artificials, The Anchor, Dakotas, Tiger Clutch, The Life Champions, Virgin Whores, 4 Aspirin Morning, The Hamburglars, and Not The Critic


Fuck you's: (You know who you are)

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The Moguls Madison, Wisconsin

We started out as a 3-piece. It was terrible. We were terrible. Then we added a 4th member, and results improved. Now we've got a FIFTH guy doing stuff, and OMFG - shit's NUTS! Updates coming, please wait a moment.....

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Track Name: Are You Ready?
Are you.... Ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin - Cheers!
Fill up your glass with beer, turn on The god-damned Queers, there's no place I'd rather be than drunk right here.
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?

Call the boys, we're going out
Fill your glass with your favorite stout
A shot for you, a shot for me
I get so drunk that I just can't see
Riley's fucked, D's falling down, and Patrick's passed out on the ground
Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!)

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin - Cheers!
Fill up your glass with beer, turn on The god-damned Queers, there's no place I'd rather be than drunk right here.
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?

(solo)

Call the boys, we're going out
Fill your glass with your favorite stout
A shot for you, a shot for me
I get so drunk that I just can't see
Riley's fucked, D's falling down, and Patrick's passed out on the ground
Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!)

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin - Cheers!
Fill up your glass with beer, turn on The god-damned Queers, there's no place I'd rather be than drunk right here.
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?

(OMG key-change!)

Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin - Cheers!
Fill up your glass with beer, turn on The god-damned Queers, there's no place I'd rather be than drunk right here.
Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready to drink, Wisconsin?
Track Name: The End
Look at all the saucermen attack at lightning pace
Run son or kiss your ass goodbye
They came from outter space to vaporize our brains
Our only option left's to die

Martians invade planet earth today (This is The End! This is The End!)
Saucers used their tractor beams on me (This is The End! This is The End!)
What can we do when Mars attacks? (This is The End! This is The End!)
We stand no chance at fighting back (This is The End!)

We fucked this planet up, they're here to make us pay
They'll kill to take this planet back (woah's)
They came back to the earth from millions of years away
We're fucked when aliens attack

Martians invade planet earth today (This is The End! This is The End!)
Saucers used their tractor beams on me (This is The End! This is The End!)
What can we do when Mars attacks? (This is The End! This is The End!)
We stand no chance at fighting back (This is The End!)

(break)

Martians invade planet earth today (This is The End! This is The End!)
Saucers used their tractor beams on me (This is The End! This is The End!)
What can we do when Mars attacks? (This is The End! This is The End!)
We stand no chance at fighting back (This is The End!)

This is the end!
This is the end!
Track Name: Why Won't They Leave Me Alone?
Alone in my room and I dont know why
I'm living my life, why should I fuckin' try?
I only seem to get the crazy women, ya know?
They're always around - even at the god damn show

Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Stupid girl leave me alone - there's a reason I don't call ya at home
'Cuz I'm sick of your stupid face - And I fucking hate this place
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)

Walkin' down the street on a bright sunny day
I can see the fuckin' girl from half a mile away
"Oh hey, I just wanted to say hi"
I just wanna kick her in the head and tell the girl to fucking die

Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Stupid girl leave me alone - there's a reason I don't call ya at home
'Cuz I'm sick of your stupid face - And I fucking hate this place
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)

(solo)

Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone? (Why won't they? Why won't they?)
Why won't they leave me alone?
Track Name: I Rule The World
I'm sick of everyone
I'm sick of everyone

So I
I built the robots
Programmed them for mass destruction
Lest I should take over the world
I'd have a robo-blitzkrieg army
Rolling through all of your hometowns
While I sit atop my pink unicorn and brush my hair

I - I built the robots
So I could crush all of my enemies and destroy all their plans
I - I built the robots
So I could point and laugh at all you dicks, and see your faces when I rule the world

When I rule the world... (times a bunch... got lazy, and didn't wanna type it all.)

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