Streamline

by The Moguls

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1.
I'm sick of everyone I'm sick of everyone So I I built the robots Programmed them for mass destruction Lest I should take over the world I'd have a robo-blitzkrieg army Rolling through all of your hometowns While I sit atop my pink unicorn and brush my hair I - I built the robots So I could crush all of my enemies and destroy all their plans I - I built the robots So I could point and laugh at all you dicks, and see your faces when I rule the world When I rule the world...
2.
I Wanna Know 02:04
I wanna know where the fuck did all my friends go? Stupid lame ass shitheads flaking out They all decided to grow up or get too fucked up I wanna know, yeah I wanna know With friends like these Who needs them, who needs them With friends like these Who needs them, who needs them With friends like these I'd rather have an enema shoved down my fucking throat I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know I wanna know, they say you're the one that said so Stupid lame ass tweakers don't hang out They go and spend their damn money on pills and cocaine I wanna know, yeah I wanna know With friends like these Who needs them, who needs them With friends like these Who needs them, who needs them With friends like these I'd rather have an enema shoved down my fucking throat I wanna know I wanna know 3.142 pi
3.
Gigglefitz 01:36
Last time I did mushrooms I had the gigglefitz The stems tasted like shit but it was rad D and I split up the bag the night went off without a snag I guess getting your drugs free is not half bad As the night continued on, I saw my buddy Nick I drew a bunch of dicks onto his face And I check with all the rules dumb ass should kick off both his shoes cause passing out at sweet parties is a disgrace A E I O U U O I E A and sometimes Y HOLY SHIT I TASTE COLORS WERIDS ARE FUCKING WORDS AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Well this is fun, I cannot stop laughing The chicks with hoops dancing that shit is lame I saw light trails in the sky watched the cactus people die Whipped my dick and balls out because I have no shame Ya turn the page, Ya wash your hands OH my god I spilled the beer and I got some in my hair and I thought I saw a bear tapping the keg It was only Eric White dude throws parties they're always tight Seriously bro, don't hump my leg
4.
It's Colder Than a Zabrak's ass outside - What Your tauntaun won't make it to the marker alive - Aye Shutting down the generator, nothin' to do - Who Better watch out Vader's coming for you Fuck Hoth Fuck Hoth Fuck Hoth It's Colder Than a Zabrak's ass outside - What Your tauntaun won't make it to the marker alive - Aye Shutting down the generator, nothin' to do - Who Better watch out Vader's coming for you Fuck Hoth Fuck Hoth Fuck Hoth
5.
Step back 12 steps to unwind History of heartstrings we have left untied I love the smell of your disease You built this prison Now i'm trying to break free All those days you wasted your life Scared insomniac reaching for the daylight Bad excuses turning into lies So let's burn this bridge tonight Goooooooooooooo Your eyes can't see through anything these days So i have to give you words to live by shoulder to cry All the best cliches until we die or we survive All those days you wasted your life Scared insomniac reaching for the daylight Bad excuses turning into lies So let's burn this bridge tonight Suck on my foot Lick your own toe Lick your own elbow Suck on my balls
6.
Intermission 00:44
7.
Holy! Moly! I wanna hang out with Dave Foley Hangout in the hall the other Kids are in Mr Heavyfoot, and also Hecubus Sports a french accent, in drag as Jocelyn Dave Foley yeah he's the fucking man Dave Foley world’s coolest Canadian My TV’s getting angry I need David to save me, right now Holy! Moly! I wanna hang out with Dave Foley Although admittedly I like Bruce and Dave the same Good morning pricks, I'll hold my breath 'til I turn gay Oh come on Dave, let's go to a Leafs game Dave Foley yeah he's the fucking man Dave Foley world’s coolest Canadian My TV’s getting angry I need David to save me, right now Holy! Moly Holy! Moly Holy! Moly! FUCK YEAH! DAVE FOLEY Holy! Moly Dave Foley yeah he's the fucking man Dave Foley world’s coolest Canadian My TV’s getting angry I need David to save me, right now Holy! Moly I wanna hangout with Dave Foley I wanna hangout with Dave Foley I wanna hangout with Dave Foley I wanna hangout with Dave Foley I wanna hangout with Dave Foley I wanna hangout with Dave Foley I'd fucking hang out with Dave Foley He's got a positive attitude towards menstruation
8.
Murdercastle 03:39
Been a long year but i'm finally closing in on my 15th kill Never thought I could then I did now I have now I have too now I will But the things we do for Science are beyond the laws of man And the things we do behind closed doors will never see the light again Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands This awful place, will be your tomb Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands This is my home, this is your doom Welcome to the white city where there's something ugly just beneath the skin I can save you from your nightmares but you'll have to trust me and follow in Just sign this policy enjoy my hospitality for now Because I swear your skull would look exquisite placed upon a mount But the things we do for science Are beyond the laws of man I can burn away your faults your flaws Reveal the perfect corpse within You'll find my maze amazing The design is all my own And by this time tomorrow I'll take your heart and sell your bones Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands This awful place, will be your tomb Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands This is my home, this is your doom Follow in my perfect corpse, follow me in You can trust me, you can trust me, you can trust me oh you can trust me Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands This awful place, will be your tomb Welcome to my murdercastle that I built with my two hands This is my home, this is your doom
9.
My shoes are cracked like all the lines in all the faces of the walking dead which will not be remembered We know the words we sing along to all the songs just to forget this hell, this year long December When will it end When will it end Does it ever end These days are killing me I'm getting by Eat your fucking cake and i'll eat mine Vacation in a bottle I've seen your face it's a disgrace you can't erase it's just a bed of lies and your sheets could use cleaning Won't be afraid to be your maid when you're ashamed of who you thought you were. You're making up answers. When will it end When will it end Does it ever end These days are killing me I'm getting by Eat your fucking cake and i'll eat mine These days are killing me I'm getting by Eat your fucking cake and i'll eat mine Va Cay Va Cay Vacation in a bottle Va Cay Va Cay Vacation in a bottle Bada lade bede dalop
10.
The End 02:06
Look at all the saucer men attack at lightning pace Run son or kiss your ass goodbye They came from outer space to vaporize our brains The only option left's to die Martians conquered planet earth today This is The End! This is The End They used their tractor beams on me This is The End! This is The End What will we do when Mars attacks This is The End! This is The End There is no way at fighting back This is The End We fucked this planet up, it's time to make us pay They've come to take our planet back They came back to the earth from millions of years away We're fucked when aliens attack Martians conquered planet earth today This is The End! This is The End They used their tractor beams on me This is The End! This is The End What will we do when Mars attacks This is The End! This is The End There is no way at fighting back This is The End Martians conquered planet earth today This is The End! This is The End They used their tractor beams on me This is The End! This is The End What will we do when Mars attacks This is The End! This is The End There is no way at fighting back This is The End This is the end This is the end

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The album that almost killed us, brought us back from the dead and took us forever to release, is alive for everyone to enjoy!

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The Moguls - Patrick, Dustin, Riley, Henry

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released April 18, 2020

Written, Performed, Recorded and Mixed by The Moguls over many years.
Mastered by Chris Kasper

Additional performers:

Murdercastle (originally by Sparklefuck) - Susan on Vocals, Casey on Keyboards

Billy T's Baked Alaskan Records, Milwaukee, WI - BAR-002

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